Thursday, March 05, 2009
just got this out from shuwei's blog
she's so sick and miserable, i still made jokes out of her.
@ UCLA Medical Center:
we couldnt stop laughing for a good whole 20 minutes.
#1
-stares at valen's wrist band that has her name, date of birth on it-
me: you know what is this for, this is so that when you faint or die, they will still be able to identify you like "oh this is Ms Tjitra" cause you know, when you faint or die, you cant obviously tell them who you are right. so this is to ensure, they can still identify you when you die
-valen stares and laugh out loud-
valen: "heeheee, this looks like when you go clubbing, the bouncer will give you this tag, so that the bartender knows you're 21 and can serve you alcohol. heeehee never go clubbing so i come hospital get this tag"
me: no, this is so that when you die, they know who you are. with that said, i can leave you dying here. bye.
#2
doctor: have you been trying to hurt yourself or has anyone threaten to hurt you ?
valen: no
me: -control laughters, look away-
the moment we got out of the room, we just burst out laughing. seriously, when the doctor said that, i should have rolled up my sleeves and showed the doctor that BLUE BLACK BITE MARK i have on my arm ! bitten by that emotional distress valen ! if only the doctor phrased her question as "have you tried to hurt anyone ?" i confirm chomp stamp answer "OMG DOC, YES SAVE ME".
#3
from the moment i picked valen up, all the way to the hospital, she kept having the urge to puke. its those sudden Puking Sensation that comes, and she has to go "eeeeeeuuuuuuaaaaeeeehhhh" into the plastic bag. poor girl. so she was having those Puking Sensation all the while and the doc was facing the computer, while valen was sitting at her back. and when valen had that "Eeeeeuuuaaaehhh" sound, the doc turned around and went "so, whats the color of the vomit ?" and valen showed her an empty Bucket with no puke. seriously, everything that happened in the room was so Serious but the moment we sat down in the waiting room, we kept laughing and joking about it. valen's Non-stop puking sensation afterwards was led by fits of laughter cause i would be going "so whats the color of your puke ?" even though i know she puked nothing out.
i cant believe she stayed in the hospital till 6pm ! we were there since 1030am i guess ! gosh, talk about Efficiency ! but then, as long as Ms Tjitra is Healthy and Happy, its all good.
GET WELL SOON my dearest friend. when you're better, we shall FEAST okay ? compensate those days of not eating.. and puking.
THANK YOU FRIEND. AFTER MAKING FUN OF ME, YOU TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. it aint working girl.
valen (3/05/2009 11:46:00 PM)